The 4chan Mafia (aka Antonio's Pizzeria) is a party which handles the "dirty work" in the parliament. They're usually found in the basement of a 4 star restaurant, playing poker or other types of gambling.
It has control of everything from the street corner Pepe trade to the highest levels of government. Glorified by movies and television, hounded by law enforcement officials, marked for death by their enemies, mobsters live violent and often brief lives. The 4chan Mafia at its core is about one thing -- money.
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Antonio's Pizzeria Edit
The building the 4chan Mafia uses as it's den, Antonio's Pizzeria, is well known for its delicious world famous pizza's, which are made daily using a secret recipe protected by the 4chan Mafia themselves.
The current structure of the 4chan Mafia took ages to develop. It all began on the board of /pol/. Although there are major organized crime groups from other parts of 4chan, the /pol/ Mafia is generally considered to be the blueprint for all other Mafia organizations.
The ultimate point of the Mafia is to acquire Pepe's and make money. Families use a variety of activities to accomplish this. One of the most common is also one of the simplest -- extortion. Extortion is forcing people to give up their money and Pepe's by threatening them in some way.
Have you ever had dreams of great wealth? Freedom?
Well my friend, you won't get either those following other parties, you won't get jack.
You see, Me? I run a "business" which allows you get both of those things and more.
All you have to do is join me and together we will be able to control this entire parliament from the underground, taking what we want and leave everyone else in the dust.
So what do you say? Will you abandon the shackles of "Law" and "Order" and become a king? Or will you just be left in the dust with everyone else?
- Trapper Don [Antonio's Pizzeria] !!sCC2dBePTXh
- Jane Smiley [Antonio's Pizzeria] !!uDZNXYAp0Qk