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When you get done being a teenage edgelord Ayn Rand reading "libertarian" or a trailer trash Turner Diaries reading fascist and get done being a meme college socialist, come home to the party of everyone. By today's definitions, some of these people were Centrists:

  • David Cameron
  • Joe Lieberman
  • Bill Clinton
  • Tony Blair
  • George H.W. Bush
  • Gerald Ford
  • Lyndon Johnson
  • John Kennedy
  • Dwight Eisenhower
  • Harry S. Truman
  • Most of the American people, most of the time.
  • Most of the British people, most of the time.
  • Most of the Canadian people, most of the time.
  • Most of the non-shithole countries of the world's population most of the time

You need government some of the time.

You need war some of the time.

You need some taxes.

You need some business.

You need something of a safety net.

You need cops, but you also need courts.

At the end of the day, libertarians can talk about rights and communists can talk about fairness, but they are willing to completely destroy civilization in order to get there >implying that their moral purity somehow whitewashes this ends-justifies-the-means attitude.

In your heart and your mind, you know we're right. Even if we are dad-tier.

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