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Official Record of the Legislative Session that took place on Saturday, September 26, 2015.

Speaker: Bulletkin - Speaker [Libertarian] !!YM/9rQFmSVu

Recordee: Catharsis, VP [Hipster Cred] !!T4TdHi6rD+y


Bills Discussed:Edit

Emergency Relocation Bill

Upon the deletion of the Politically Incorrect board (/pol/) of 4chan, the parliament of pol shall move from 4chan to infinity chan. At cripple chan the Finance Ministry shall start bitcoin mining operations. Once funds have been raised we shall use said bitcoins to fund our own website. Said website will be ruled by the parliament. All finance operations shall be open to the public to view how the money is being used. Only members of the parliament may change how the money is used after a simple majority of all members (that being 50% + 1), not counting any members who become part of the parliament after voting sessions start.

Proposed by: Bulletkin [Libertarian] !!YM/9rQFmSVu, 2015/09/22; Seconded by: Shaka - Minister of Foreign Affairs [The Zulu Party] !!nSVd+ApGah3 2015/09/22; Legatus Lanius [SPQR][Minister of Defence] !!B7iK9JGTfCU 2015/09/22; Saeno [Despin] !!3b1mp9m8SmN 2015/09/22


Medical Improvement Bill

This act ensures that all Citizens of /pol/ are guaranteed support by the State, in cases of serious medical conditions. The Government Health program will be carried out in State funded Medical Institutions.

The Government will therefore intervene in the following manner:

1. Provide medical support for all eligible patients. The support consists of:

  • a. Family doctor available for general health conditions
  • b. Specialized professionals for specific health conditions
  • c. Specialized facilities to carry out necessary operations


2. Provide medicine for serious conditions 3. Provide rehabilitation to help recover from serious conditions 4. Provide facilities (gyms, fitness centers etc) to increase general health by promoting physical activity among the population.

Proposed by: Trotsky [Socialist Front] !!2U2TIwudcuY, 2015/09/23; Seconded by: Mao Zedong [Gaelic Technocratic Union] !!ciTqOZvN1jd, 2015/09/23

Federal Reserve and Memeconomy Bill  

The Memeconomic Policy of the Parliament is pretty much nonexistent. Significant change needs to be made to turn our memeconomy in to a sustainable and modern model. The following plan follows a more interventionist policy to the memeconomy.

Section 1: Establishment of the Federal Reserve

  • Commissions the establishment of a /pol/ Federal Reserve Bank, that will stockpile memes to be used in maintaining the /pol/ memeconomy. This bank will be headed by the Minister of Finance.
  • Half of all Reserve memes are to be kept for cases of war or serious economic trouble, where 1/2 of these memes may be accessed directly by the president in the case of special circumstances, such as a drastic memecurrency overvaluation, or a war. The other half of these special reserve memes can only by unlocked by congress.
  • Authorizes the creation of a /pol/ Federal Reserve oversight committee, to oversee the actions of the bank and prevent corruption.
  • Authorizes the bank to be able to seize memes posted on /pol/ at will for the bank.
  • Memes shall be stored by the Minister of Finance on his hard drive, and he shall send screenshots of this folder with all memes visible to the Oversight Committee weekly.

Section 2: Meme Exchange Threads

Authorizes the creation of /pol/ Meme Exchange threads by the /pol/ Minister of Finance. The creation of these threads will be looked at by the oversight committee, and if they deem the Minister of Finance to be overdoing these Meme Exchange Threads, then they may put it to the parliament to replace him.

Section 3: Establishment of the Happy Merchant Benchmark

  • Establishes the regular happy merchant gif and image as benchmarks for /pol/ meme valuation.
  • All memes in the treasury of the Federal Reserve Bank will be valued in x Happy merchants
  • All memes in the Federal Reserve Bank must have their value in merchants as the image name.
  • Example image name for a meme:
  • /pol/ Reserve Meme: Valuation (X) Happy Merchants

Section 4: Establishment of the /pol/ Reserve Backup

  • A mega file must be made every week with the /pol/ Reserve Bank uploaded onto it.
  • The Minister of Finance, as well as all 3 members of the Oversight Committee must have this link in a notepad file at all times.
  • No MP outside of this committee may be permitted to have this link.

Section 5: The Election of the Oversight Committee

The Federal Reserve Bank Oversight Committee will be Presidential Appointees, and will have to be verified by the parliament. The vote for the Oversight Committee will take place over one whole session.
  • The Three members of the Oversight Committee must be from 3 different parties.
  • The Oversight committee will retain all duties of MPs, as well as gaining the duties that are described in Sections 1 and 3 of this bill.

Section 6: Renaming of the Ministry of Finance

  • The Ministry of Finance will be renamed to the Ministry of Jewry
  • The Minister of Finance will be changed the Minister of Jewry.
  • The Minister of Finance is required to have Rothschild in his name, if he does not currently have it, he must add it on.
Proposed by: may [Confederate Party] 2015/09/23; Seconded by: Shaka - Minister of Foreign Affairs [The Zulu Party] !!nSVd+ApGah3 2015/09/23

White Waifu Bill

Provides access to free White waifus to all members of parliament who do not wish to have Korean waifus.

Proposed: may [Confederate Party] !!DUOz+lm5o32 2015/09/22; Seconded: Legatus Lanius [SPQR] [Minister of Defense] !!B7iK9JGTfCU 2015/09/22


New Anti-Degeneracy Bill

Bans all of the Following:
/b/-tier degeneracy: defined as pornography of any form, loli, trap, furries, homosexuality, cuckold fetishism or references of the aforementioned degeneracy except in cases where mention may be useful in red-pilling the sheeple.
Any posts that intend to bluepill the sheeple on race, defined as posts glorifying any non-White or non-Asian race to a level above White or Asian.

Proposed by: may [Confederate Party] !!DUOz+lm5o32 2015/09/21; Seconded by: Legatus Lanius [SPQR] [Minister of Defense] !!B7iK9JGTfCU 2015/09/21

Memestealing Bill

Makes taking memes from others' posts with out permission illegal
May obtain memes from other sites outside of /pol/ or from asking anons if you can save their memes.
Anyone caught memestealing must delete the entire folder containing the meme and provide proof of such action or be b8.


Proposed by: may [Confederate Party 2015/09/25; Seconded by: Kai Leng [PNP] 2015/09/25


Anti-Rapist Bill

Any known rapists (such as Ramsay Bolton), or any people with names of known rapists that just have 2 letters swapped (such as Bamsay Rolton) will be disqualified from holding office or voting on any legislation Anyone who Jackie Baits claims "raped" her this rule does not apply to Female rapists are also included in this. If a woman rapes or someone has a name similar to a woman rapist with two letters switched, they are also disqualified from voting and holding office.


Proposed by: may [Confederate Party] 2015/09/25; Seconded by: Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] 2015/09/25

Repeal Korean Waifus

So many parties here are against entitlements, and yet we're legalizing entitlements for ourselves? Really? Nevermind the rights of the "waifus" in question; nevermind that waifufags are the cancer that is killing the Parliament (waifufags pls go); nevermind that anyone who needs a government mandated waifu is an omega male (>>>/r9k/) who needs to man the fuck up; this goes against the core ideology of many of the parties who voted for it. Jesus Christ, have some fucking integrity.

Proposed by: Catharsis, VP [Independent] !!T4TdHi6rD+y, 2015/09/24; Seconded by: Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!uEJlMx2b3bk, 2015/09/24; Opposed: Bulletkin - Speaker [Libertarian] !!YM/9rQFmSVu, 2015/09/24



Vote Tally:Edit

Emergency Relocation (8/0/9): DEFEATED

1. Yea - Agent Phil [Foolproof Autocratic Government] !!yEcjzep3rPG

2. Yea - Shaka - Minister of Foreign Affairs [The Zulu Party] !!nSVd+ApGah3

3. Nay - Palmerston [Independent] !!tx6V9IDTWcZ

4. Nay - Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt

5. Nay - Flywheel [Cerberus] !!tOrA2faVsWj

6. Yea - Overlord Romanicus [Minister of Justice] [Order of the Dark Cross Sovereignty] !!sTdplEVCxv/

7. Nay - Kai Leng[PNP] !!Vsfvmzcaa54

8. Nay - Lt Stormtrooper Bob [Galactic Empire] !!j+fOV8twNQc

9. Nay - Shadow Reichsminister of Forestry Alexander [Nat Soc] !!bZv95O7fSFV

10. Nay - Admiral Salty Snack[Galactic Empire] !!UVWVFNnkdm2

11. Yea - Stirrn [independent] !!i4cRL+/ZbYH

12. Yea - Tensa [Independent] !!fGcCZAsLKWC1

13. Yea - may [Confederate Party] !!DUOz+Im5o32

14. Yea - Tacticaldrop [Cerberus] Monneys Minister !!jORkBuWfdyy

15. Nay - Gat Tailionsus [Libertarian] !!Xn3SwWAgTRA

16. Yea - Germanic Ultranationalist [NatSoc] !!RMeC4fkCIGN

17. Nay -- TIEBREAKER -- Bulletkin - Speaker [Libertarian] !!YM/9rQFmSVu


Medical Improvements (4/0/8): DEFEATED


1. Nay - may [Confederate Party] !!DUOz+Im5o32

2. Yea - Shaka - Minister of Foreign Affairs [The Zulu Party] !!nSVd+ApGah3

3. Nay - Flywheel [Cerberus] !!tOrA2faVsWj

4. Nay - Kai Leng[PNP] !!Vsfvmzcaa54

5. Nay - Palmerston [Independent] !!tx6V9IDTWcZ

6. Nay - Gat Tailionsus [Libertarian] !!Xn3SwWAgTRA

7. Nay - Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt

8. Nay - Shadow Reichsminister of Forestry Alexander [Nat Soc] !!bZv95O7fSFV

9. Yea - Tensa [Independent] !!fGcCZAsLKWC

10. Yea - Hari Seldon [Socialist Front] !!XBdzZG9YgMr

11. Tacticaldrop [Cerberus] Monneys Minister !!jORkBuWfdyy


The Fed (5/1/6): DEFEATED

1. Yea - may [Confederate Party] !!DUOz+Im5o32

2. Nay - Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt

3. Nay - Flywheel [Cerberus] !!tOrA2faVsWj

4. Nay - Hari Seldon [Socialist Front] !!XBdzZG9YgMr

5. Abstain - Brissot-chan[GF] !!KmVEuUNO5AX

6. Yea - Shadow Reichsminister of Forestry Alexander [Nat Soc] !!bZv95O7fSFV

7. Yea - Shaka - Minister of Foreign Affairs [The Zulu Party] !!nSVd+ApGah3

8. Nay - Lt Stormtrooper Bob [Galactic Empire] !!j+fOV8twNQc

9. Yea - Overlord Romanicus [Minister of Justice] [Order of the Dark Cross Sovereignty] !!sTdplEVCxv/

10. Nay - Gat Tailionsus [Libertarian] !!Xn3SwWAgTRA

11. Yea - Tensa [Hipster Cred] !!fGcCZAsLKWC

12. Nay - Agent Phil [Foolproof Autocratic Government] !!yEcjzep3rPG


Cancerous Waifus (3/1/8): DEFEATED

1. Yea - Shaka - Minister of Foreign Affairs [The Zulu Party] !!nSVd+ApGah3

2. Yea - Agent Phil [Foolproof Autocratic Government] !!yEcjzep3rPG

3. Nay - Flywheel [Cerberus] !!tOrA2faVsWj

4. Nay - Moff Wibbles [Galactic Empire] !!V2CT8D+TDJt

5. Yea - may [Confederate Party] !!DUOz+Im5o32

6. Nay - Overlord Romanicus [Minister of Justice] [Order of the Dark Cross Sovereignty] !!sTdplEVCxv/

7. Nay - Lt Stormtrooper Bob [Galactic Empire] !!j+fOV8twNQc

8. Nay - Brissot-chan[GF] !!KmVEuUNO5AX

9. Nay - Palmerston [Independent] !!tx6V9IDTWcZ

10. Nay - Gaius Caius Licinus Lucaius Priapus Biggus Dickus Augustus Lanius[SPQR] !!B7iK9JGTfCU

11. Abstain - Shadow Reichsminister of Forestry Alexander [Nat Soc] !!bZv95O7fSFV

12. Nay - Hadrian [National Moralist Party] !!zeC8zbdBnQZ


Anti-Degeneracy III, Return of the Son of Degeneracy (6/1/3): PASSED


1. Yea - Lt Stormtrooper Bob [Galactic Empire] !!j+fOV8twNQc

2. Yea - Gaius Caius Licinus Lucaius Priapus Biggus Dickus Augustus Lanius[SPQR] !!B7iK9JGTfCU

3. Yea - may [Confederate Party] !!DUOz+Im5o32

4. Yea - Hadrian [National Moralist Party] !!zeC8zbdBnQZ

5. Nay - Brissot-chan[GF] !!KmVEuUNO5AX

6. Nay - Flywheel [Cerberus] !!tOrA2faVsWj

7. Abstain - Shaka - Minister of Foreign Affairs [The Zulu Party] !!nSVd+ApGah3

8. Nay - Trapper <SK> [PNP] !!E/pXNJxhTNK

9. Yea - Tensa [Hipster Cred] !!fGcCZAsLKWC

10. Yea - Shadow Reichsminister of Forestry Alexander [Nat Soc] !!bZv95O7fSFV


No! Not my Precious! Anything but my Precious... (2/1/7): DEFEATED 1. Abstain - Brissot-chan[GF] !!KmVEuUNO5AX

2. Yea - Shadow Reichsminister of Forestry Alexander [Nat Soc] !!bZv95O7fSFV

3. Nay - Shaka - Minister of Foreign Affairs [The Zulu Party] !!nSVd+ApGah3

4. Nay - Gat Tailionsus [Libertarian] !!Xn3SwWAgTRA

5. Nay - Trapper <SK> [PNP] !!E/pXNJxhTNK

6. Nay - Gaius Caius Licinus Lucaius Priapus Biggus Dickus Augustus Lanius[SPQR] !!B7iK9JGTfCU

7. Nay - Flywheel [Cerberus] !!tOrA2faVsWj

8. Nay - Tensa [Hipster Cred] !!fGcCZAsLKWC

9. Yea - may [Confederate Party] !!DUOz+Im5o32

10. Nay - Agent Phil [Foolproof Autocratic Government] !!yEcjzep3rPG


STAHP TRIGGERING ME!!! -- INSUFFICIENT VOTES; QUORUM NOT MET

1. Yea -  may [Confederate Party] !!DUOz+Im5o32

2. Nay - Shaka - Minister of Foreign Affairs [The Zulu Party] !!nSVd+ApGah3

3. Nay - Gat Tailionsus [Libertarian] !!Xn3SwWAgTRA

4. Yea - Lt Stormtrooper Bob [Galactic Empire] !!j+fOV8twNQc

5. Yea - Trapper <SK> [PNP] !!E/pXNJxhTNK

6. Yea - Brissot-chan[GF] !!KmVEuUNO5AX

7. Nay - Flywheel [Cerberus] !!tOrA2faVsWj


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